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Because the truth is terribly inconvenient.

Everyday mishap? Extraordinary explanation. Pick your predicament and get a ready-made excuse that’s good for a laugh, at least.

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The excuse factory / 01

What’s the situation?

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A sample excuse

“I was on time until my GPS suggested a shortcut through three counties and a personal crisis.”
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A simple recipe / 02

Same problems.
Funnier answers.

  1. 01

    Pick a pickle

    Choose from six familiar predicaments.

  2. 02

    Squeeze again

    Reroll instantly until one feels right.

  3. 03

    Pass the juice

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